A Random Sex Story

It’s not often I reblog, but upon reading this I knew I had to

The World of Andy Lawson

Originally Posted On: The World Of Andy Lawson
Original Post Date: 29th November 2013

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Read this from 9gag, and I almost laughed out loud on the bus. Enjoy reading!

(Non-edited version. Check here)

When I was 17, my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn’t aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had…

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